I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I think people are normalizing furries
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
True college students do jello shots in the library
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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