You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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