It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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