I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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