You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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