I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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