so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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