ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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