sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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