The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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