oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
