He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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