the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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