Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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