8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
