So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
