Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
