I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
