my sisters under your porch take her home
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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