I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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