i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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