Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant