Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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