At least make sure they are 18
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I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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