The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?