Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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