508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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