How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
