You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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