Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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