How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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