Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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