Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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