i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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