What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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