So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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