Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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