This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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