We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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