then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
