i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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