Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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