The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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