Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
did you just send me my own nude
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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