People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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