a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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