help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Randomize
