I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
