her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Couch. On fire.
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