I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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