Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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