it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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