Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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