We should be called the Road Head Warriors
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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