I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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