Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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