Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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